Samm Negus: Hey so I saw this new thing people do called hooping! It's where they go and dance all night with a hoola hoop! You should try it.
McCalla Ann Swagerpants: Woah? Really? Tell me more!
Samm Negus: It's kinda like those light up dildos, cept for fairies.
McCalla Ann Swagerpants: That sounds like something I might be into

